Breakfast used to be the most important meal of your life. Now its your last!

In October 1997 a massacre of epic proportions was discovered in General Mills,Minnesota. Long taken for granted.. and just being pushed to a "seasonal" cereal released only around Halloween has pushed them over the edge. Now all will pay.

Starring--- Bill Moseley as Count Chocula: He wants to eat your cereal.....and your flesh!

Sid Haig as Frankenberry: He's pink and sweet and your dead meat!!!

Sherri Moon-Zombie as BoobSberry- back from the dead with blueberry goodness and psychopathic badness

Also starring William Forsythe as Captain Crunch: When his brother King Vitamin is brutally murdered at the hands of the Cereal Killers.. this Captian is out for a little blood with his milk.

Also starring.....

Ken Foree as Sonny- Cuckoo for coco puffs... and cocaine.

Danny Trejo as Dig-em and Snoop Dogg as Sugar Bear when the law isn't enough... call in this duo to lay some "smacks" down.

Jackie Earle Haley as Lucky- when you need a job done now matter how ugly it gets this is the guy with the charms to get it done.

And Malcom Mcdowell as the Trix Rabbit- as the Killers Father- turns out the final trix was on him!

Also starring Leslie Easterbrook as Yummy Mummy and Udo Kier as Fruit Brute


And..... Nicholas Cage... as.... FU-MANCHU!


This summer.... Snap....Crackle...your DEAD!!!

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I'm pretty sure im one of the most repressed people any of you know. Which I'm ok with.. I mean it is what it is. I'm working to change all of that but you know.. things happen.. this n that and things sometimes drive me deeper into a shell. If you love me you just deal with me being this way and accept "its a work in progress" So when some find this out about me they do delight in trying to force my hand and into situations they know id never get myself into. Example being I have been given a late birthday gift... having a conversation straight out of Zack and Miri make a porno with my friend.. who happens to be female.. (some may remember the whole vibrator convo) and how somehow a male counterpart to a female vibrator somehow comes off as pathetic and is considered "sad" Now for my part I was taking the Zack role considering it unfair that the female was the only one that got to go all "Buck Rogers" where a guys options remained a bottle of hand lotion and whatever else happened to be "on hand" literally. So... I get this package today.... yep. Right out of the movie... its what you expect... a Fleshlight.

Ok so.. it went right to a hiding place in a closet. I looked at it for a few moments. Probably blushed heavily whilst doing so and put away. I myself... even making the argument couldn't just.... do it. So now I'm being mercilessly teased by she who bought it which I just rolled off my back til she said something about "show me how to use it" came up..... and since she's married I am not sure where she was gonna go with that!!!

See when a woman uses toys its just hot... men not so much.. even when I'm the one arguing for that to begin with!!!!

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Sometimes I think the internet is actually crippling us socially. My intolerance level of people is well documented to be sure and haven't you found that its so much easier ro retreat into our collective caves and im...facetime... chat.. facebook... with that core group we all have rather than interact "out there" today even thousands of miles cant keep you from having in depth conversations with those in your inner circle. Your local scene dragging you down... tune in.. and drop out. Playing cards... hunting down your friends with and a AK47 with a grenade launcher and a holographic sight... (as long as you have activated the "bling" perk) is just a button push away. I find that more and more tempting than dealing with... those people out there... a movie?? fuck it I have netflix!!! Big sports game? I cant get better seat than in front of my HD LCD. Struck out yet again with that woman over there? Well heres a better looking one on something called a "sybian machine" (oh.. you also learn about your quirks glitches and fetishes you never KNEW existed) and while it is at its core kinda sad.. its kind of like lifes "participant" ribbon you usually got at school when you didn't win.. but hey heres a purple ribbon for showing up. Just knowing there is a forum that allows your public thoughts a place to be heard.... even if truly you have nothing to say... and people that actually care and have opinions on those nothing thoughts is really a minor miracle.. and comfort on those days when that outside world place has gotten to you.

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 I mean seriously, for real?   

I know im flypaper for freaks by my own hand admittedly but...

when your just going out with somebody from work because you HAPPEN to like the Same SPORTS team to watch them play and have a few drinks. ..  meaning somone i had known less than 2 months.. and met with the same GROUP of people from work each time... 

To then become the focal point of a Jealous BF rage moment....  No no.. too much.  (he came up there LOOKING for her.. yea)   i have not known you nearly long enough to inherit this.  And whilst the ensuing argument tween them RAGED.. spoiling EVERYONE in vicinitys enjoyment of the Dallas/Utah game which... was semi big sports event.  To the point that to excuse MYSELF from this disaster involved faking a phone call to get me out of there. 

THIS.. IS NOT.. my FAULT!!!!  OK there were absolutely NO warning signs of drama anywhere!! i SWEAR!  

I was trying to RELAX... thats all!!   

Then it hit me...  ive been advised that i would do so much better in all ways if i could just relax.

Well.. im trying!!  its just stuff like THIS keeps happening.   I think i got a twitch in my eye now! 

Is it just old age  catching up with me... or is it that time is speeding up and im not noticing.   

I talk of the fact that i saw Christmas lights invading our block by November 10...  tonight... i saw a major network roll out three xmas stories and one other ran another.   Im talking at least two staples of Xmas,,,  Grinch and Rudolph... on DEC 1st...    Now i KNOW that the major networks usually shot thier XMAS wad tv special wise at least on the 15th or later...  what is going on???  

l long for the days of when you KNEW it was officially Christmas time when Santa came riding down the Hill on the Norelco Razor.....

 So... making up for lost time much???  


Anyway... so like.. at the end  Of The Fellowship of the Ring thing... at the end of the movie when like Aragorn of Ladies LOVE me with that beard sexy man,,,but for some reason when that beard is gone there is an itital gut reaction to that whole butthole chin thing going... and yes there are those that still find it sexy so cest la vi...  And Legolas ( I make my fanbase immediately make a decision... am i hotter here , or as pirateboys abbot to jonny depps costello as  Captian Jack Sparrow). and the Gimli Dwarf. Of whom i can think of nothing witty to say here. Hes just adorable.

Anyway when they are all bummin at the end cause like one of thier friends had just died, and like two of thier other friends had just been kidnapped and for all we know they may already be dead..  unless you go rescue them.  So like good luck with that whole destroying the ring thing,but  I gotta go save my BOYS!!      

yaknow when they came to that decision....   when would a situation occur in my life where i have the god given right to go kill that thing over there and have it being the completely right thing to do morally ever come up in my life.     

oh the pangs of regret... sigh....       

by the way ... i am probably just gonna post another thing later.   Great so now im overcompensating about 2 things... wonderful... i forgot how wonderful not having a word limit to a thought process could feel.   Poor LJ... i feel like a cheatin husband who went out with the young chick because of his own insecurity led him down that "tradin for a younger model" thinking and ended up with that slut called Facebook and strayed.   Course then he realized that he didnt realize how good he had it with the first wife and in some kinda Lifetime kinda movie happy time thing they somehow get back together and live happily ever after kinda way. 

 
So im just going nuts today on this thing... ill just kinda fall into a one or two a day here in a jiff mkay? 

 But ive taken to making what is called "herbal incense"  Lets just remain there. but actually, i have begun really actually looking at mixes of plants... Damiana... Mulllein...  coltsfoot... Blue lotus...  
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Kinda interesting... many kinds of different smoke.. or tea mixtures that cultures across the globe believed and endorsed.   

I just equate it to the "respected" tradtions.... the process of making Wine.... Scotches....  to you doing homebrewing and the "mad scientist-chef" feeling of doing "maybe if i add just a PINCH of this.. or dab of that"   

As for harm?   I have FAR less fear of THIS than i do the "legal" drugs out there now. 

Understand this... as messed up as you and i BOTH know i am.. i am completely proud of myself that i am 100 percent free of "legal drugs" and have been for some time and feel better FOR it. (for those on these.. no disrespect at all, just daily ask yourself do you control these drugs or do THEY control you? Just watch the line. its easy to go over. Cause i did. )

also... while i harbor no illusions about the basic harms... i do feel there are benefits to the things im trying with the "herbal therapy " type of plants (Mullein smoke in many cultures is used to EASE chest congestion. )   and as such have just simply began to just research this topic on my free time... and maybe even a possible herbal garden project interest piqued.  These are GOOD things to me.  

as Tallahassee said...  someday lifes little twinkee gauge is gonna go empty.     so... Zombieland rule #32  Enjoy the little things. 

 Rather than even attempt to hide my demons, to those who want to know me down to "that level"  i advertise my glitches fairly early.. fair warning that there are certain things about myself that just quite arent right. I know OF them and i am confortable with what im trying to do to beat em down. Therefore, i can certainly understand hesitation being around said issues.  I say that up front and to those that remain, thats all i need to know about that person.  These people are very few, but know about my loyalty.     

In other words if you can be happy with me as i am...flaws and all... you have to say nothing else about how much you must already love me... and as such that will always be returned in kind.

that being said... you can find some doozys.   Is there nothing lower than when i have all but ANNOUCED to you my weaknesses... essentially HANDING you a giant f'n piece of Kryptonite....  that is used against YOU?   

but yaknow... Screw it... i knew that this idea of just keeping honest had these types of drawbacks.. but to hell with it.. this is the way the world SHOULD work. I do that for myself before anyone else and i did it because its just right. 

so to just address this current situation.... i believe C-Lo said it best... "FUCK you TOO!"

vented......  ahhh..   better.